
96 Year Old Grandmother Killed in “Birthday Spanking” Snafu
MIAMI, OHIO Tragedy ensued Saturday when senior citizen Martha Welsh, 96, stumbled into the Hell’s Inferno Dungeon looking for her fellow seniors to celebrate her…

STD Rankings Announced; Classics Make Strong Showing
ATLANTA, GEORGIA STD pre-season rankings were released today by the Center for Disease Control. Traditional STDs Gonorrhea and Syphilis, both perennial favorites, took two of…

Ask Annie: Does Kink Make Me A Bad Person
Dear Annie, My husband has just confessed his kink to me. We have been married for 20 years and he just told me that he…