Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
Man Attempts Suicide After Failing To Invent New Fetish
BANGOR, MAINE Fred Pickler, a 45 year old Maine resident was hospitalized Sunday after attempting to take his own life. Pickler, a self described “uber…
Ask Annie: Does Kink Make Me A Bad Person
Dear Annie, My husband has just confessed his kink to me. We have been married for 20 years and he just told me that he…
