New Senate Bill to Tax “Gifted Leather” as Income
WASHINGTON, ALABAMA After careful examination of the new Senate tax bill, The Daily Flogger has learned that one of the obscure provisions in the bill will require Leatherman and Leatherwomen to…
BDSM Community Sees Unprecedented Rise in Submissives Named “Kevin”
FT. MEADE, KANSAS Researchers at the National Submissive Alliance have noticed an unexplained and precipitous rise in male submissives in the community named Kevin. “We’ve not seen anything like it…
Human Puppy Implicated in Rash of Attacks on Postal Workers
YERT, IOWA Police arrived at 234 S. Main St. at 5:35 am to arrest Kevin Compson, 34, as a suspect in attacks on 4 postal workers in the Yert, Iowa…
Next Gen BDSMers Replace Flogging with Talking About Flogging
GREENWICH, NEVADA For 20-something kinkster Roy Humbert, “flogging is something the older guys do. We prefer to dig into the meat of it, which is trying to “one up” each…
Jesus Returns; Critical of “BDSM Lifestyle”
MT SINAI, ISREAL In what has been described as many as the “second coming,” Son of God and principal figure from the Bible’s New Testament spoke today to 45 million of…
