50’s Household Fetish Declared “Not So Good for Minorities”
BOSTON, FLORIDA “It appears to be an almost entirely white thing,” said Dr. Martha Grimes, researcher and sociologist at the University of Florida. “For most…
Woman Uses Safeword; Foils Rapist
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO In a shocking turn of events, Shawna Simonson found herself the victor in a battle of wills when she outsmarted her…
Dominant Man Dumps Slave for Not Knowing Godfather References
MENDEZ, FLORIDA Master Kevin Luntz, 47, has released his slave of 4 months, Bunny Zinn, 19, after his repeated references to Francis Ford Coppola’s 1972…
Santa Exposed as “Pretty Naughty” Himself
NORTH POLE, NEVADA In a shocking announcement, Father Christmas himself has come out to the Holiday community as “pretty naughty.” In a statement released this…
