BDSM Community Sees Unprecedented Rise in Submissives Named “Kevin”
FT. MEADE, KANSAS Researchers at the National Submissive Alliance have noticed an unexplained and precipitous rise in male submissives in the community named Kevin. “We’ve not seen anything like it…
Jesus Returns; Critical of “BDSM Lifestyle”
MT SINAI, ISREAL In what has been described as many as the “second coming,” Son of God and principal figure from the Bible’s New Testament spoke today to 45 million of…
Dungeon Creates “Safe Space” Party with Mixed Results
ALTOONA, CALIFORNIA Altoona’s local dungeon, “The Play Spot,” has created a new event focused on creating a “safe space” for marginalized members of the community. The first party, which occurred…
Male Doms Unite: “Predatory Sexual Abuse is OUR Thing”
OGDEN, MISSOURI A group of concerned Het Male Doms met recently to establish the first Het Male Dom Council (now called “HeMaDoCo”) to protest recent revelations from major Hollywood and…
Human Puppy Implicated in Rash of Attacks on Postal Workers
YERT, IOWA Police arrived at 234 S. Main St. at 5:35 am to arrest Kevin Compson, 34, as a suspect in attacks on 4 postal workers in the Yert, Iowa…
