Dominant Man Skips Conference; Says Nothing
WHEELING, OHIO Master James “Spanker” Nubrick, 32, has decided to not attend this year’s local…
Author Annie Cumswallow
Los Angeles Community Establishes First “Slave Draft”
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA In response to a massive influx of new female slaves in the…
Author Sues for “Patent Infringement”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK Famed author and science fiction legend John Norman, author of the Gor…
Research Shows Spanking Unrelated to Attitude Adjustment
ST PETER, MINNESOTA A new report from the Institute for Domestic Discipline has revealed that…
Pregnant Woman has “High Hopes” for Offspring
DUBLIN, IRELAND Maureen Kowalski-O’Rourke is just 3 weeks from giving birth and has elected to…
Woman Uses Safeword; Foils Rapist
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO In a shocking turn of events, Shawna Simonson found herself the…
Woman Ridiculed for “Ropespace” Comment
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY A woman claiming to have “years of experience in the lifestyle” was mocked…
BDSM Mistress Can “Teach Anything”
LINCOLN, NEBRASKA A BDSM Mistress who works under the name Mistress Melinda has the uncanny…
Man Foils Alien Invasion with BDSM Paradox
BILLINGS, MONTANA While many doubt the existence of UFOs or extraterrestrial life, retired Col. Nugget…
Oxford English Dictionary Declares “Dominate” a Noun
OXFORD, ENGLAND Winston P. Delacroix, editor and publisher of the Oxford English Dictionary, stunned the linguistic…
Master David “Dink” Morgan Collars Some Woman
PROVO, UTAH Legendary Leather Master David Morgan collared some bitch named Stephanie in a ceremony…
Male Slave Hires Top Law Firm to Renegotiate Contract; Gets 3 Year Extension
DENVER, COLORADO Kevin O’Rourke is feeling “on top of the world” this morning after almost…