Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
BDSM Man Confesses “Not Leather, I Just Hate Cows”
PROVO, MAINE Tim McCray, 43, has come forward with a statement at this year’s annual gathering of Leather Masters and Slaves. “I cannot hide it…
Fetish Woman Paralyzed by Own Hotness
BERLIN, MARYLAND When Marilyn Martin, 38, missed the annual DelMarVa Fetish Fashion Ball, concerned friends visited her at her upscale DC apartment to find the…
Submissive Woman Teaches “Mind Reading” Class
GREAT NECK, MICHIGAN Submissive Sofie Bork, 47, is offering a new class in her local BDSM community called “Mind Reading for the Submissive Female.” The…
