Dungeon Stain Resists All Known Cleaning Methods
Los Angeles, Florida A recent stain which appeared on a couch at a local BDSM dungeon appears to be resistant to all forms of cleaning.…
BDSM Prank Costs City Millions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK In an act of humorous vandalism, a group of BDSMers pranked the NYC Transit Authority, changing subway signs to read BDSM…
Injuries Skyrocket as Chainsaw Play Fad Takes Hold
OREGON CITY, FLORIDA Since Donna “Vroom Vroom” Wilson, 26, has been tearing up dungeons with her patented “Chainsaw scenes,” injuries resulting from imitators have been…
Man Claims “Tit Painting” Art; Not Sexual
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY “Why not?” said model Chrissy Von Sluttington, allowing fetish artist Brom Windinsky, 29, to paint her breasts with a mixture of paint…
