DETROIT, MICHIGAN Kinky Tees, the country’s leading manufacturer of humorous BDSM t-shirts, hats, and buttons has reported a sharp decline in sales of kinky merchandise,…

MANKATO, MINNESOTA Researchers at St. Peter University in Minnesota’s School of Animal Husbandry have discovered a curious phenomenon among ponies. “It appears that a small…

CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS Dr. Erik Klienschmidt, professor of Astrophysics and Applied Cosmology at MIT, gave a seminar this past week to a group of more than…

Suez Canal Lubricant giant KY Jelly has offered support in freeing the Ever Given, a large ship that has been stuck and blocking the Suez…