“Magic Man” Loves Bondage Fun
TUPALA, MISSISSIPPI Trey Montgomery, 42, is a happy man tonight after performing on stage as “The Amazing Montgomery” in front of two dozen onlookers. Montgomery…
Rudy Giuliani Butt Dials Anal Sex Phone Line
WASHINGTON DC President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani reportedly butt dialed a phone service that charges $4.99 per minute for sexually explicit live conversations. To…
BDSMers Create First Kinky SuperPAC
SOUIX FALLS, MARYLAND A group of enterprising kinksters have created KINKPAC, the worlds first BDSM themed political action committee. According to Master Sven, the PAC…
Submissive Calls First Date with Predator a “Big Success”
HOBART, NEW YORK In spite of warnings from nearly every member of her local community, submissive Connie Bride, 46, has accepted the advances of well…