Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
Man Mocked for Rope Bondage; “So Last Year”
PEORIA, MICHIGAN A Michigan rigger is the subject of mocking and ridicule this week after performing a tie known as the “futomomo suspension.” “He might…
Celebrities Endorse Nipple Clamps; Sales Skyrocket
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA Whose famous tits are sporting the new DomCo Nipple Clamps? That is the question BDSM kinksters have been asking since the annoucement of…
Book Trilogy Causes Surge in Desire for Billionaire Masters
ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN The past year has seen an explosion of new submissive women entering the local BDSM scene in Ann Arbor and nearby communities.…
