Spanking Woman Loses Count, Has to Start Over Again
RALEIGH, OKLAHOMA Carrie Green, 28, is in tears after failing to correctly count the number of spankings applied to her bottom with a hairbrush. “The…
Researchers Determine Difference Between Submissive and Slave
MT. QUEEN, VERMONT Researchers at the University of Vermont, Mt. Queen campus, have developed a multiphasic survey instrument to reliably differentiate submissives from slaves in…
Girl Fails to Put Lotion in Basket; Gets Hose Again
BURBANK, CA The newest thing on the streets of Hollywood is a phenomenon known as “Lambing,” based on the now infamous line from the 1991…
Man Lowers Collective IQ of the BDSM Community in One Post
ANCHORAGE, ALASKA Tim Jennings, 42, has managed to completely skew the collective intelligence score of the kink community with a single post on Fetlife. The…
