Multi-Tentacled Hentai Creature Rapes Every Living Thing at Local Dungeon
OMAHA, NE An unnamed multi-tentacled creature of unknown original oozed its way into Night Faction, an area BDSM club on the outskirts of Omaha Saturday…
Submissive Woman Confused By Internet Post
MANHATTAN, VERMONT Submissive Cara Truxton, 19, is confused this morning after reading a post in the popular fetish website Fetlife that had absolutely nothing to…
In Wake of Political Correctness Dominant Man Switches from Racist to Ageist
HOLMS, LOUISIANA After being called out repeatedly for “inappropriate racial slurs,” Keith K. Klum, 57, has been banned from his local dungeon. Klum calls himself…
Fetish Woman Paralyzed by Own Hotness
BERLIN, MARYLAND When Marilyn Martin, 38, missed the annual DelMarVa Fetish Fashion Ball, concerned friends visited her at her upscale DC apartment to find the…
