Dungeon Spawns New Disease; Scientists Baffled
ATLANTA, UTAH Researchers at the Center for Disease Control in Utah have isolated a new strain of bacteria that appears to have been spawned in…
New Business Offers “Hat Rentals” at Local Dungeon
Lutherville, Maryland Enterprising entrepreneur Winston Einstein, 19, has come up with a new solution to the issue of two controversies. “I found people questioning how…
Research Shows Spanking Unrelated to Attitude Adjustment
ST PETER, MINNESOTA A new report from the Institute for Domestic Discipline has revealed that spanking may be an ineffective means for “attitude adjustment” in…
Fetish Website Announces New Home
VANCOUVER, CANADA Today, Internet fetish website Fetlife announced it was moving its base of operations to the south. The new home base, a previously uncharted…
