Dominant Man Dumps Slave for Not Knowing Godfather References
MENDEZ, FLORIDA Master Kevin Luntz, 47, has released his slave of 4 months, Bunny Zinn, 19, after his repeated references to Francis Ford Coppola’s 1972…
Fireplay Linked To “Global Warming”
BISMARK, SOUTH DAKOTA A recent report from the United Nations has linked the practice of “fireplay” in the BDSM community to climate change. “The use…
South Dakota named “Kinkiest State”
PIERRE, SOUTH DAKOTA The annual kink survey contained many surprises, but perhaps the most stunning news was naming of South Dakota as the kinkiest state…
Submissive Can’t Remember Difference Between “Thud” and “Sting”
SALT LAKE CITY, ALABAMA During a negotiation at a local dungeon, submissive KittyKinkyKat, 18, became perplexed by a simple question. Master Gerk, 47, presented her…
