Do you give a lot of money to charity? I fuck homeless men, does that count? -Danielle Hooper, 22, Waitress Who’s Charity? And why should…

JACKSONVILLE, WASHINGTON This weekend slave emily, 32, offered a first time ever seminar in what she calls “Passive Aggressive Community Service.” According to the experienced…

YUCCA, NEBRASKA Ian Smith, a 42 year old male submissive has vowed to quit Facebook for the fourth time.  According to Smith, “this time he…

CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA Conservative Former Senator Jim DeMint is reportedly “shocked and saddened” to learn that Judas Priest frontman and hard core heavy metal rocker…