Housewife Ponders Screen Name for 17 Days
TOPEKA, KANSAS Judy Sugerman, a divorced optometrist’s assistant from outside Topeka, joined kinky social media site FetLife recently, only to be flummoxed when asked to…
Oxford English Dictionary Declares “Dominate” a Noun
OXFORD, ENGLAND Winston P. Delacroix, editor and publisher of the Oxford English Dictionary, stunned the linguistic community this morning with an announcement that as of 2015,…
Submissive Women Create Diabetes Epidemic
JASPER, COLORADO Incidents of Type 2 Diabetes have skyrocketed in the Jasper, CO BDSM community after a group of hot submissive women has started indulging…
DomCo Edible Whip
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON Seattle BDSM giant DomCo has announced the latest in its line of multipurpose fetish equipment, the DomCo Edible Whip. The company is marketing…