Rudy Giuliani Butt Dials Anal Sex Phone Line
WASHINGTON DC President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani reportedly butt dialed a phone service that charges $4.99 per minute for sexually explicit live conversations. To…
BDSMers Create “Heat Index” to Measure Scenes
MESA, WASHINGTON Kinksters in the local Washington scene have come up with a new metric to evaluate scenes and play quality at their local dungeons.…
Rope Rigger Ego Too Big to Accommodate “Partner”
LOS ANGELES, NORTH CAROLINA Famed local rigger Taiyo has declared himself so completely awesome in his technique and abilities that he is no longer able…
Student Debt Cancellation May Help Those Who Paid for Phil’s “Lame” Flogger Classes
Ventura, California -In a move to continue to offer economic stimulus to the United States, President Biden today announced he is getting closer to a…
