“Sensual Play” Out for 2015; Sadism Up 212%
CATALINA, FRANCE At the year’s International BDSM Council meeting, Martin B. Groobnick, 47, release results from the annual BDSM survey. Most shocking was the total…
Stuck Shift Key Changes Dynamic; EU Flummoxed
THE HAGUE, Netherlands: A malfunctioning shift key on a Mac Book Pro in the home office of electronic newsletter editor Albert Aarnt resulted in a…
STD Rankings Announced; Classics Make Strong Showing
ATLANTA, GEORGIA STD pre-season rankings were released today by the Center for Disease Control. Traditional STDs Gonorrhea and Syphilis, both perennial favorites, took two of…
Forgetful Submissive Can’t Remember if Stove is On or Off
SAN DIMAS, CALIFORNIA Mary Beth McCormick, 22, left her house today with what she called “that forgetful feeling.” The submissive McCormick couldn’t help but wonder…
