Master Kevin Luntz, 47, has released his slave of 4 months, Bunny Zinn, 19, after his repeated references to Francis Ford Coppola’s 1972 masterpiece The Godfather went unrecognized.
“I recall the moment when I knew. She said, “what is a Luca Brasi?” and I knew it was over,” Luntz told The Daily Flogger. “I told her ‘Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes, it’s a Sicilian message’ and she said ‘Ewwww gross. I hate fishes.'”
Luntz tried showing his slave the films, but she would have none of it. According to Zinn, “the movies were like old and long and didn’t contain anything cute at all.”
Her refusal to watch what Luntz calls “only the best movie ever made” means she wasn’t going to get most of his humor or references. “I use maybe two or three references to The Godfather a day, so if she doesn’t know the movie, it makes communication difficult. So you know, Bunny, you won’t see her no more.”
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