Group Disputes Leather Title; Claims Russian Interference
LONDON, ARKANSAS A group of leather title competitors have formed a group FILC, Fairness in Leather Contests, to question the legitimacy of several local, national, and international leather titles granted…
Face of Jesus Found in Singletail Marks
TULSA, Oklahoma: Area dom Marvin Head stopped mid-scene at local dungeon Cat-o’-Nine-Tails Friday night when he realized the marks he was giving submissive Jenn “Cottonball” Smythe formed the visage of…
Rope Rigger causes Permanent Nerve Injury
MENLO PARK, CA A well known and self described “shibari master” is under suspicion today after reports emerged of a serious accident in rope circles. Unlike most rope injuries, which…
BDSM Community Sees Unprecedented Rise in Submissives Named “Kevin”
FT. MEADE, KANSAS Researchers at the National Submissive Alliance have noticed an unexplained and precipitous rise in male submissives in the community named Kevin. “We’ve not seen anything like it…
Jesus Returns; Critical of “BDSM Lifestyle”
MT SINAI, ISREAL In what has been described as many as the “second coming,” Son of God and principal figure from the Bible’s New Testament spoke today to 45 million of…
