Santa Exposed as “Pretty Naughty” Himself
NORTH POLE, NEVADA In a shocking announcement, Father Christmas himself has come out to the…
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“Reindeer Diaries” Reveals BDSM Surprises
NORTH POLE In what many are calling shocking and disturbing news, the release of Reindeer…
BDSM Class Spoiled by “Know It All” Doctor
ST. LOUIS, ALABAMA “It was a great class,” Master Kim Livinstone, 48, said, “until doctor…
Study Finds 96% of People Who Use Term “Privilege” Have Own “Unexamined Privilege”
NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT Research coming out of Yale University has found that 96% of people…
Dominant Man Spends Evening Practicing “Clever” Pick Up Line
HELL, OHIO Ace Finkle, 67, has been working hard to overcome his shyness in the…
Local PTA Seeks to Ban Bondage Porn from Schools
OSHKOSH, INDIANA Mary Quint, 37, spoke forcefully at the meeting of the Oshkosh Middle School…
Dungeon Voices: Love and Marriage
Does marriage have a place in BDSM relationships? No. Marriage leads to kids. Kids lead…
Oxford Adds “Leatheriness” to 2014 Dictionary
OXFORD, ENGLAND In a surprise announcement today, Daniel Mortenson, an editor for the Oxford English…
“Fetish MILF” Boosts Teen’s Popularity
WHEELING, ONTARIO Kevin Donnigan, 16, has received a huge surge in popularity among fellow classmates…
Dear Annie: Does Size Matter?
Dear Annie, I have always been embarrassed by the size of my penis. I am…
BDSM Man Thrown By Survey Results
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA Rubin Carbet, 42, found himself confused and alarmed by the results of a…
Japanese Visitor Alarmed at Lack of Weird Porn in America
OAK PARK, ILLINOIS Keiko Nakamura, 19, found herself shocked and alarmed at the selection of…