Dear Annie,
I am a super dominant guy, but I have had a lot of trouble finding women who actually know how to submit properly. They keep saying things like “I may be submissive, but I am not your submissive.” How is that possible?
-Confused in Connecticut
Dear Confused,
Have you tried contacting them online first? I recommend writing a generic letter, demanding they respond to you by writing a message on their knees and calling you Sir. Require at least 3 naked photos in their response. It is the quickest way to sort of the “fakes” and “posers.” Send it to everyone who has an F in their profile (for female). Ignore their D/s preferences, as many women saying they are dominant just haven’t met the right dominant man yet.
Go get ’em, Tiger.
