Do you give a lot of money to charity?
I fuck homeless men, does that count?
-Danielle Hooper, 22, Waitress
Who’s Charity? And why should I give her money?
-Bethany Quisp, 29, Postal Inspector
I contribute a lot of money to phone sex workers. They have a rough life, so I would call that charitable giving.
-David Mills, 53, DMV Information Agent
Photo credits: Jasper Gregory, (cc), HM Revenue & Customs (cc)
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