Do you recycle?
Just condoms. Once you find one you like, why let it go?
-Kim Kowalski, 19, Media Analyst
Not really. I don’t even own a bike, but if I did, I’d want every experience to be new. Like trying different kinds of enemas.
-Helen Fields, 21, Student
I am very careful with that. As a registered sex offender they are always looking for reasons to put me away. I hire some of the local children to come clean my bottles and cans.
-Porky Guff, 57, Insurance Agent
Photo credits: Jasper Gregory, (cc), HM Revenue & Customs (cc)
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