Los Angeles Community Establishes First “Slave Draft”
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA In response to a massive influx of new female slaves in the…
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Hot Women Ignored; Sparks Investigation
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA Investigators are looking closely at an event that occurred last Wednesday and…
Dyslexic Tattoo Artist Sued Over “Porperty of Oob” Mistake
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA A bayou woman is upset today after undergoing a two hour procedure…
Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave…
Woman Uses Safeword; Foils Rapist
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO In a shocking turn of events, Shawna Simonson found herself the…
Local Dungeon Throws “Cliche Party”
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO This weekend Albuquerque’s premiere dungeon, The Vault, pulled out all the stops…
Entire Community Has Opinion on Why Donna Can’t Find a Dom
TOLDEO, OHIO In a town hall last night, more than 30 members of the local…
BDSM Therapist Tells Couple to “Both Shut the Fuck Up”
WALTHAM, MASSACHUSETTS In what appears to be an unusual approach to therapy, Giselle Merchant, MS,…
Kink.com Well Positioned in Upcoming Porn Wars at Armory
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA When Kink.com bought The Armory in San Francisco in 2006 for more…
96 Year Old Grandmother Killed in “Birthday Spanking” Snafu
MIAMI, OHIO Tragedy ensued Saturday when senior citizen Martha Welsh, 96, stumbled into the Hell’s…
Sen. Jim DeMint Shocked to Discover Rob Halford “Gay Leatherman”
CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA Conservative Former Senator Jim DeMint is reportedly “shocked and saddened” to learn…
Man Foils Alien Invasion with BDSM Paradox
BILLINGS, MONTANA While many doubt the existence of UFOs or extraterrestrial life, retired Col. Nugget…