When it comes to attraction, do you consider yourself bisexual?
I masturbate with both hands, does that count?
-Davey Jones, 46, Butcher
I consider myself “tri” sexual because, damn it, I always forget the punch line to that.
-Stephanie “Tasty” Freeze, 22, Olive Oil Importer
I am never sure who is hitting me. I just keep my eyes closed until it over. So I guess that is a “Yes.”
-Donna Dingle, 29, Etymologist
Photo credits: Jasper Gregory