NEW YORK, WISCONSIN
Ted “Chugger” Cormick, 25, has announced his plans to write the “next 50 Shades of Grey.” Cormick told The Daily Flogger he was unimpressed by the novel, with its shallow characters and poor writing. “I think I could do better, maybe like 10% better and if that book sold 100 million copies, I think I could sell like ten percent more than that, which is like, well it’s more than 100 million.”
Cormick, who got his nickname from an uncanny ability to ingest enormous quantities of Mountain Dew soda, said he has very limited experience with writing or with BDSM, but sees that as a key to his success.
“Listen,” Cormick says, “I know lots of real writers have tried to copy the success of 50 Shades, but they are all writers or experts on BDSM. I don’t know what I am doing or talking about, just like E.L. James. That is why I am going to succeed.”
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If he’s going to write the next mega BDSM book, he may wish to learn the truth about Dominance and submission (as E.L. should). We gladly invite him (and everyone other writers and readers) to attend next year’s BDSM Writers Con in NYC August 20-23, 2015. We offer workshops, Live Demos, Author/Reader Mix & Mingles and a night at a private BDSM Club. He’s sure to walk away with a good understanding of D/s and even some writing/marketing skills. He can even pitch his story to one of our attending publishers/editors during our author’s pitch. The possibilities are limitless.
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Dr. Charley Ferrer
Host & Founder
BDSM Writers Con