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In what onlookers called a “shameful exhibition of betrayal and outing,” fixture in the local scene KittyDangerKat began pointing out “sinners” and naming names at the request of Father Roberto Tortellini.
The Catholic Priest promised the 32 year old submissive and rope bottom “eternal life and to be bathed in the light and glory of God” if she would “rat out her friends and make a list of their transgressions.”
KittyDangerKat or KDK as she is known in the scene, apologized afterwards and says she has no plans to change her participation at the local dungeon or to start attending church. “I just like having that eternal life thing in my back pocket, ya know? I mean who doesn’t want to live forever?”
When other Catholics explained that her “friends” she had named would suffer in purgatory or hell, KDK didn’t seem bothered.
“We’ll work it out in the afterlife,” she quipped.
Most of those named seemed unconcerned, but to Molly O’Flannigan, a lifelong Catholic, the consequences felt more severe. “I really don’t want to go to Hell. It’s apparently very hot and humid and that does awful things to my hair. I can’t take an eternity of frizzy hair and split ends. I hear there is a lot of torture and torment, which I would kind of look forward to, but the hair thing is kind of a deal breaker.”
“Like Molly said,” KDK told The Daily Flogger, “they are all masochists, Hell might be fun for them. Don’t judge. Maybe I was doing them a favor?”
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