Now that Obama’s Affordable Care Act is in place, how do you see it affecting your life and lifestyle?

I am still trying to find out if my masochism is a pre-existing condition.

-Isabella Swanson, 22, Bank Teller

It doesn’t make much difference to me one way or another. I’m rich and white.

-Stan Fredricks, 56, Investment Banker

Obama’s the black guy, right? I think black guys are so hot. So whatever it is, I think it would be hot.

-Tiffani, 20, Waitress

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