It is time to tell The Daily Flogger–Who’s your Daddy?



It’s a blend. Part Darth Vader, part Dick Cheney

-Rance Pubert, 48, Republican Pollster


Robert P. Mortenson.

-Bethany Mortenson, 19, Student
I refuse to engage in patriarchal systems of oppression. I have no Daddy, you misogynistic pig.

-Jenna Krups, 27, Perfume Spritzer

Photo credits: Jasper Gregory (cc), HM Revenue & Customs (cc)