Do you eat meat?




Nope. If being a vegetarian was good enough for Hitler, it is good enough for me!

-James Patton, 51, Shoe Salesman


I don’t eat meat. I just suck on it until the cream comes out.

-Bethany Frantz, 19, Soda Carbonator



I was taught to never use my teeth when someone puts their meat in my mouth.

-BB LaRue, 22, Exotic Fish Specialist

Photo credits: Jasper Gregory, (cc), HM Revenue & Customs (cc)