Is submission a gift?

I’ve been told I am really gifted at giving blow jobs. You mean like that?

-Donna Carpenter, 22, Church Organist

Yes, which is why I always hold out for Christmas or a birthday before I have sex.

-Rhonda Bordy, 27, Mystic

No. At least not for me. I always have to pay for it.

-Timmy Montrose, 55, Taco Chef

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