Are you a fan of kale?



Forced kale play is one of my favorite fetishes.

-Bunny Brackenridge, 22, Gaffer



I have a cum and kale smoothie every day!

-Elaine Bratch, 29, Yoga Dissident



No, I don’t care for kale. Unless someone forces me to eat it, then I find it rather erotic.

-Fred Mann, 58, Air Conditioning Installer

Photo credits: Jasper Gregory, (cc), HM Revenue & Customs (cc)