Do you consider yourself a sports fan?




I love Monday Night Football with the guys. We watch it naked and do circle jerks like most men.

-Drew Dornsdorf, 51, Metalworker


Water sports. Yes. I like getting peed on.

-Holly Beck, 22, Lawyer



I got passed around by the Chicago Bears after they won a game once, does that count?

-Donna Schmertzen, 23, Astronomer

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